Veteran owned. Family operated. Roasted with purpose. Three bold roasts, one mission: fuel your morning gremlin.
Smooth, crisp, and bright with subtle citrus notes.
Balanced and smooth with rich, nutty undertones.
Bold, intense, and full-bodied with a strong finish.
★ About Us ★
We’re Army veterans, a father and son team with over 30 years of Special Forces and Intelligence experience.
Just like you, we wake up Grumpy, we just decided to roast something worth waking up for.
Grumpy Gremlin Coffee is built the same way we approach everything else: with grit, high standards, and no patience for mediocre results.
★ The Gremlin ★
Because we all have one. That slightly unhinged, not-quite-ready-for-the-world version of ourselves before the first cup.
The gremlin isn’t chaos. It’s drive. It’s attitude. It’s energy waiting to be properly caffeinated.
Grumpy Gremlin Coffee is for the people who wake up with edge and get after it anyway.
★ Our Beans ★
The Gremlin’s causing trouble again, this time he spilled the beans!
The secret to our beans is that we carefully select them from Ethiopia, Colombia, Guatemala, El Salvador, and Brazil.
Then we air roast in small batches for exceptional freshness, bold flavor, and serious character.
Every roast is tested the only way that matters, we drink it ourselves.
If it doesn’t wake the gremlin, it doesn’t make the cut.
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